I am former Chairman of the Royal Society for putting things on top of other things. My former Display name here was NSNoob (It still is on other SE communities). I am also a die-hard fan of ASOIAF by George R.R. Martin. Since 2013 there hasn't been a single day when I haven't read, played, watched some ASOIAF related work.
My super-power is not minding spoilers at all.
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and A Song of Ice & Fire. One is a fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable characters, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
Things I want to say to people someday: "Will it kill you to use paragraphs and headings?"
My Standard Response when someone says that Tywin Lannister did something Evil
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, it wasn't a big deal.
And if it is, it's not his fault.
And if it was, he did not mean it.
And if he did, they deserved it.
Oh and I love the Polish Winged Hussars even though I am not Polish!