Hello, my name is Warren and I'm not an alcoholic. I do, however, have plenty of other bad habits like an unhealthy TV show addiction and a mild obsession with looking for lost money on the street.
Since that's not going so well, I've turned to a career in marketing to make a living. At age 34 I've managed to successfully support myself through the aforementioned addiction to watching televised dramas (Breaking Bad, anyone?), yet I find myself with less and less time for actual hobbies.
So, naturally, just like a lot of other ordinary people out there, I'm filling this void with aimless communication to online strangers, and that's where stackexchange comes in! That's all, folks.