"Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!"
- Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted 'Theodore' Logan

"Daniel-san, remember you defense, points come, concentrate, focus, power. Remember balance! Make good fight."
- Mr. Miyagi

"Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?"
- Dennis Reynolds

Dib: Sorry, I'm late…Horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called 'life', Dib. Sit Down.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Ezekiel 25:17 according to Jules Winnfield