As a fan of the MIB movies, especially the first, I have this faint memory of seeing an alternate "punchline" or "gag line" between agents J & K before they shoot their big guns at the hijacked Worlds Fair saucer that the Bug has hijacked to escape. The theatrical version goes like this:

K: Roaches check in. [cocks his gun]

J: They don't check out. [cocks his gun]

[both fire up at the ship]

The alternate I remember, which IMHO was way more fun and cool, went something like this:

J: You know how to use these things?


K: No idea whatsoever.

[both cock their guns and fire up at the ship]

Am I just plain cuckoo, or does anybody remember this from say a trailer or an alternate scene or something?

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    I remember a trailer for "Major League" where there was a joke: "That ball wouldn't have left every park." "Name one." "Yellowstone." That scene is not in the movie either.
    – LarsTech
    Apr 3, 2018 at 14:21
  • @LarsTech Which is a shame. That's a such a great line.
    – Kevin
    Apr 3, 2018 at 18:17

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Yes, the end of the first trailer uses this line:

However, only K cocks the gun, before it is spoken.

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