I'm not googling any of this stuff, but if you've seen the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin you know what I'm referring to.
The woman with the blond hair that was almost a crew-cut, the boss at the tech store, tells Steve Carrell's character about a gardener named Javier who took her virginity. She sings a song that Javier sang to her. All I got was the last word, "Futbol", which is "Soccer". Does anyone know the translation of the rest of the song?