Well, sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. First mate was a mighty sailing man; the skipper, brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day on a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough; the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann.
Now that was the tale of our castaways, they're there for a long, long time. They'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate, and his skipper too, will do their very best to make the others comfortable on their tropic island nest. No phones, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury; like Robinson Crusoe it's as primitive as can be. So join them there each week my friends, you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways, there on Gilligan's Isle!